Auld Gudeman

Auld gudeman, ye're a drucken carle, drucken carle;

A' the lang day ye wink and drink, and gape and gaunt;

O' sottish loons ye're the pink and pearl, pink and pearl,

Ill-far'd, doited ne'er-do-weel.

Hech, gudewife! ye're a flyting body, fiyting body;

Will ye ha'e; but, guid be praised, the wit ye want.

The puttin' cow should be aye a doddy, ayca doddy.

Mak' na sic an awsome reel.

Ye're a sow, auld man:

Ye get fou, auld man:

Fye for shame, auld man,

To your wame, auld man:

Pinch'd I win, wi' spinnin' tow,

A plack to cleid your back and pow.

It's a lie, gudewife.

It's your tea, gudewife,

Na, na, gudewife,

Ye spend a', gudewife.

Dinna fa’ on me pell mell,

Ye like the drap fu' weel yoursell.

Ye's rue, auld gowk, your jest and frolic, jest and frolic.

Dare ye say, goose, I ever liked to tak' a drappy?

An 'twerena just to cure the cholic, cure the cholic,

Deil a drap wad weet my mou'.

Troth, gudewife, an' ye wadna swither, wadna swither,

Soon to tak' a cholic, when it brings a drap o' cappy.

But twascore years we ha'e fought thegither, fought thegither;

Time it is to gree, I trow.

I'm wrang, auld John

Ower lang, auld John,

For nought, gude John,

We ha'e fought, gude John;

Let's help to bear ilk ither's weight,

We're far ower feckless now to fight.

Ye're richt, gude Kate;

The nicht, gude Kate,

Our cup, gude Kate,

We'll sup, gude Kate;

Thegither frae this hour we'll draw,

And toom the stoup atween us twa.