Address, spoken by Miss Fontenelle

Still anxious to secure your partial favour,

And not less anxious, sure, this night, than ever,

A Prologue, Epilogue, or some such matter,

'Twould vamp my bill, said I, if nothing better;

So sought a Poet, roosted near the skies,

Told him I came to feast my curious eyes;

Said, nothing like his works was ever printed,

And last, my Prologue-business slily hinted.

'Ma'am, let me tell you,' quoth my man of rhymes,

'I know your bent—these are no laughing times:

Can you—but, Miss, I own I have my fears—

Dissolve in pause—and sentimental tears?

With laden sighs, and solemn-rounded sentence,

Rouse from his sluggish slumbers fell Repentance,

Paint Vengeance as he takes his horrid stand,

Waving on high the desolating brand,

Calling the storms to bear him o'er a guilty land?'

I could no more—askance the creature eyeing,

D'ye think, said I, this face was made for crying?

I'll laugh, that's poz—nay, more, the world shall know it,

And so, your servant! gloomy Master Poet!

Firm as my creed, Sirs, 'tis my fixed belief,

That Misery's another word for Grief;

I also think—so may I be a bride!

That so much laughter, so much life enjoy'd.

Thou man of crazy care and ceaseless sigh,

Still under bleak Misfortune's blasting eye;

Doom'd to that sorest task of man alive—

To make three guineas do the work of five:

Laugh in Misfortune's face—the beldam witch!

Say, you'll be merry, tho' you can't be rich.