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Patient Stupidity

Robert Burns

“Patient Stupidity” as printed in The Poetical Works of Robert Burns (1887).

Robert Burns: Collected Lyrics Text 297 1887 · historical text
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This text comes from The Poetical Works of Robert Burns, a historical songbook transcribed on Wikisource and reproduced from the pinned revision linked below.

Verse 1

So heavy, passive to the tempests' shocks,

Strong on the Sign-post stands the stupid Ox.

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His face with smile eternal drest,

a Just like the Landlord to his guest,

High as they hang with creaking din,

To index out the Country Inn.

———

A head, pure, sinless quite of brain and soul,

The very image of a Barber's Poll;

It shows a human face and wears a wig,

And looks, when well preserved, amazing big.

Credits

Written by Robert Burns

Words by Robert Burns. Historical text published in The Poetical Works of Robert Burns (1887); public domain. No claim to a modern recording or arrangement.

Source & text edition

The Poetical Works of Robert Burns (1887), “Patient Stupidity”

Every text in this 1887 collected edition is by Robert Burns (1759-1796), who died more than 230 years ago, so the text is in the public domain worldwide; the edition carries a Wikisource PD-old determination and a pre-1931 United States publication.

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