The Electric Company text grows by adding a new sound to each refrain. Spoken interruptions, noises and the fading-out direction are retained as part of the author-published script. This is the main printed wording; the alternative bed line and the optional replacement couplet in the footer are not mixed into it.
Like a rooster loves a hen,
Like a lion loves his den,
Like Barbie loves Ken,
I love to do things that begin with "S-N":
I love to sneeze -- (sneeze)
[spoken] Pardon me, please -- (sneeze)
I like to sniffle, it really feels nice.
One handkerchief'll
Just never suffice.
But, brother, watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze -- ( sneeze -- sneeze -- sneeze)
I love to sniff -- ( sniff)
[spoken] Just take a whiff -- (sniff)
I also like snarling, it feels good to me.
Snarling is darling,
I'm sure you'll agree.
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff -- (sniff)
And sneeze -- (sneeze)
I love to snore -- ( snore)
[spoken] It's more like a roar -- (snore)
I like to snooze, I like resting my head.
I take off my shoes,
And I snuggle in bed.
Sometimes I just lie on the floor
And snore -- (snore)
And sniff -- ( sniff)
And sneeze -- (sneeze -- sneeze -- sneeze)
Sometimes I just like to snicker "tee-hee"
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me.
And whenever I have a few moments to spend,
[spoken] I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these
I love to snore .... and to sniff .... and to sneeze.
(snore -- sniff -- sneeze, repeated while fading out)