The Remains of Tom Lehrer
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Public-domain lyrics

Send the Marines

Tom Lehrer

The language of protection becomes a comic justification for repeated intervention.

The Remains of Tom Lehrer Disc 3 · Track 6 2000
Public domainSatirePoliticsMilitary lifeWryUnsparing
Complete public-domain lyrics

The refrain interrupts diplomatic language with the same proposed answer, while film stars and familiar military imagery sharpen the satire. This is the complete four-stanza main text. The two-line margin alternative and the later substitutions named in the footnotes are not interleaved with it; the invented Mississippoli rhyme remains as printed.

Verse 1

When someone makes a move

Of which we don't approve,

Who is it that always intervenes?

U.N. and O.A.S.,

They have their place, I guess,

But first --

Send the Marines!

Verse 2

We'll send them all we've got,

John Wayne and Randolph Scott;

Remember those exciting fighting scenes?

To the shores of Tripoli,

But not to Mississippoli,

What do we do?

We send the Marines!

Verse 3

For might makes right,

And till they've seen the light,

They've got to be protected,

All their rights respected,

Till somebody we like can be elected.

Verse 4

Members of the corps

All hate the thought of war.

They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means.

Stop calling it aggression,

Ooh, we hate that expression!

We only want the world to know

That we support the status quo.

They love us everywhere we go,

So when in doubt,

Send the Marines!

Credits

Written by Tom Lehrer

Words by Tom Lehrer, released into the public domain by the author. This is the author-published text edition, not a transcription of a particular performance.

Source & text edition

Author-published lyric sheet · original English words

Tom Lehrer's November 26, 2022 declaration relinquishes copyright in lyrics he wrote. It does not grant rights to third-party music, photographs or album artwork. This edition uses only his words.

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Source edition: The Remains of Tom Lehrer · Compilation · 2000-05-23 · US

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