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The Vatican Rag

Tom Lehrer

A dance-instruction format gives religious ritual an irreverent theatrical framing.

That Was the Year That Was Track 14 1965
Public domainSatireReligionDanceWordplayTheatrical
Complete public-domain lyrics

Commands, counting, Latin phrases, and elastic rhymes turn the lyric into a mock choreography. It is a work of musical satire, not liturgical guidance. The six printed blocks and both repeated genuflect lines are reproduced in full.

Verse 1

First you get down on your knees

Fiddle with your rosaries

Bow your head with great respect

And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Verse 2

Do whatever steps you want if

You have cleared them with the pontiff

Everybody say his own

Kyrie eleison

Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Verse 3

Get in line in that processional

Step into that small confessional

There the guy who's got religion'll

Tell you if your sin's original.

Verse 4

If it is, try playin' it safer

Drink the wine and chew the wafer

Two, four, six, eight

Time to transubstantiate.

Verse 5

So get down upon your knees

Fiddle with your rosaries

Bow your head with great respect

And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Verse 6

Make a cross on your abdomen

When in Rome do like a Roman

Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya

Gettin' ecstatic an'

Sorta dramatic an'

Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Credits

Written by Tom Lehrer

Words by Tom Lehrer, released into the public domain by the author. This is the author-published text edition, not a transcription of a particular performance.

Source & text edition

Author-published lyric sheet · original English words

Tom Lehrer's November 26, 2022 declaration relinquishes copyright in lyrics he wrote. It does not grant rights to third-party music, photographs or album artwork. This edition uses only his words.

Read the author’s lyric sheet (PDF)

View copyright evidence · Author’s public-domain declaration

Retrieved 2026-09-08. Line spacing and section labels are adapted for reading. The displayed text follows the linked edition. Editorial notes and abstract artwork are by 52lyrics.

Source edition: That Was the Year That Was · Live · 1965 · US

Release data: MusicBrainz · CC0-1.0 · Retrieved 2026-09-07.

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