Wilkes's Riggle

Then she took me up to the Ken,

And I called for a Bottle,

Her Mistress quickly brought it in,

I made the Glasses rattle,

I flash'd my clay and so Moll sly,

Did smile and tip the Giggle

I'm sure I can please any Man,

With Wilkes's pleasant Riggle.

My Girl and I then fell to work,

We rowl'd it both together

And at every move and every jerk

She call'd out Wilkes for ever:

See here's a Skin that's found within

You see I want no Doctor,

Then tipt the giggle with Wilkes's riggle

And hollowed out no Proctor.

Of all the riggles then said I,

I ne'er know such another,

My dear, said she, we'll come to it again,

As soon as you do recover:

With all my Heart I will not start,

Said I, I've no objection,

Then with each shove she cry'd my Love

Wilkes, and a free Election.

Then gently down she put one Hand,

The t'other o'er my Shoulders,

Now Liberty, he soon shall stand

And I'll back with him two Freeholders.

For I the County am you know

And you do well content me,

Therefore be true, for none but you,

Shall ever represent me.

There's many Riggles as I have heard,

Some people say there's twenty;

There's Moggy's Riggle, and Boots its true

Three Million Riggles is dainty,

But Wilkes's Riggle does beat them all

The motion is so clever,

For it makes your Eye squint with surprise

So Wilkes's Riggle for ever.