The source credits Lehrer's replacement words for the traditional Dutch tune We Gather Together and identifies the November 25, 1989 broadcast of Garrison Keillor's American Radio Company of the Air. The three main stanzas contrast ceremonial gratitude with the aftermath of a large meal. This edition retains fressing, the printed eating-related word, rather than merging the separately offered alternative line.
We gathered together to ask the Lord's blessing
For turkey and dressing
And cranberry sauce.
It was slightly distressing,
But now we're convalescing,
So sing praises to his name,
And remember to floss.
Our nearest and dearest, we don't mind confessing.
It's sort of depressing
To have them so near.
Our feelings suppressing,
We concentrate on fressing,
As loudly we proclaim
That we're glad they were here.
We gathered together and got the Lord's blessing.
(Of course we're just guessing,
'Cause how can you tell?)
Our stomachs are bloating,
Our kidneys nearly floating,
Hellos are very nice,
But goodbyes can be swell.