The sheet says this was written for Act 2, Scene 1 of an abandoned UCSC musical version of The Two Gentlemen of Verona. Lehrer credits Ernesto De Curtis's Torna a Surriento as the tune. The four complete lyric stanzas retain the sob cues and the broken-up word War-bl-ing. The Shakespeare dialogue printed below the divider is background, not an additional lyric verse, and is not reproduced here.
All day long you whine and whimper,
Sighing sighs and looking vague,
Fold your arms and look tormented
(And) hide as if you had the plague.
War-bl-ing pathetic love songs,
Tossing in your sleep at night,
Weeping [sob] --- just as if you'd lost your mother,
Fasting with no appetite.
Once you used to laugh at lovers
When they spoke of how it feels,
Weeping [sob] --- only when you needed money,
Fasting only between meals.
You may be my master,
But look how you behave!
Love is the master now,
You are the slave.